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1.
First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts?
A
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die?
B
I am a gay.
C
Eunuch central here!
D
Use to have guy parts, now I have gal parts.
E
I am a gal.
F
A little of both.
G
I am a guy.
2.
Where do you live?
A
North America (Canada and United States)
B
South America
C
Australia
D
Africa
E
Eastern Europe - Russia
F
Western Europe
G
South East Asia
3.
Are you any good at math?
A
Yeah.
B
Yecch.
C
Meh.
D
Sì.
E
Nope.
F
No.
G
Yes.
4.
What does x equal in 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15 ?
A
x = {4, 1.5}
B
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
C
x = 4
D
x = ?
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
x = {4, -1.5}
G
Excusez-Moi!
5.
How often do you exercise ?
A
Once or twice a week
B
Never
C
Once in a blue moon
D
Couple times a month
E
Three or four times a week
F
Every day
G
Almost every day
6.
Do you feel overweight ?
A
Oui
B
Nope
C
Non
D
Slightly.
E
No
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
Yes
7.
Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes ?
A
The last time I saw my toes was 1969.
B
Nope
C
I'm trying.
D
I was blind but now I see.
E
I was born deaf.
F
I am blind.
G
Yes
8.
Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel ?
A
I was not able to touch my toes.
B
That was EASY !
C
You’re kidding, you must be kidding.
D
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
E
A piece of cake.
F
How am I suppose to TOUCH my toes, if I cannot even see them! Argh!
G
I was able to do it, but it hurt a bit.
9.
If you are running a slight fever, what do you do ?
A
Submerging myself in water.
B
Nothing, it will eventually have to go away. Right?
C
Make an appointment with a doctor.
D
Go Naked!
E
Take some over-the-counter medicine.
F
Go to the Intensive Care Unit.
G
Go to the ER.
10.
If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do ?
A
Go to the accident and emergency.
B
Make an appointment with a physician.
C
Make an appointment with a physicist.
D
Go to the ER.
E
Nothing, it will eventually grow back. Right ?
F
Cry, that helps sometimes.
G
Make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
11.
Do you come from a wealthy background ?
A
Sì.
B
Course not.
C
Oui.
D
Yes.
E
Not really, more middle class.
F
Poor as they come.
G
Course.
12.
Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you ?
A
Oui.
B
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
C
Sì.
D
Yes.
E
Mind your own business!
F
(゜д゜;)
G
Non.
13.
Do you currently have any form of medical insurance ?
A
I am invincible.
B
Yes, have to co-pay for everything.
C
Mind your own business!
D
Yes, free physicals included.
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
No.
G
No, but we do have the village witch doctor.
14.
Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body ?
A
Pancuronium bromide 100 milligrams.
B
Potassium chloride 100 mEq.
C
Sodium thiopental 5 grams.
D
Insulin.
E
Heroin.
F
No.
G
Herpesviridae.
15.
How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day ?
A
I am a carnivore.
B
2 to 4 servings.
C
1
D
5 or more servings per day.
E
I am a cannibal.
F
We don't have fruits and vegetables in my country.
G
I am an insectivore.
16.
Do you take a vitamin supplement daily ?
A
Never.
B
Oui.
C
Yes.
D
Sì.
E
Very rarely.
F
Sometimes.
G
Vitamin supplement? you mean M. Amphet Salts, right?
17.
Do you smoke ?
A
Smoke? you mean crack, right?
B
At least a pack a day.
C
Quite a few a day.
D
A couple now and then.
E
Never.
F
Once a day.
G
Very rarely.
18.
When you cough, what happens ?
A
There is some phlegm.
B
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
C
I cough for like a minute, oh and there is phlegm.
D
I keep coughing for a few seconds, and there is phlegm.
E
Mind your own business!
F
Nothing.
G
I have to be admitted to a hospital -- and there is phlegm.
19.
Do you drink alcohol ?
A
No.
B
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
C
Yes, but only once or so a week.
D
Yes, cognacs only.
E
Yes, but only once or so a month.
F
Yes, and a lot.
G
Yes, wines only.
20.
Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?
A
More than six.
B
Oh man! I was so plastered, I cannot remember!
C
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
D
One or two drinks.
E
I don't drink.
F
Five to six.
G
Three or four.
21.
Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs ?
A
Yes.
B
No, because the organ(s) were sick.
C
No, because I gave it to someone else.
D
Sì.
E
Pardon?
F
No, because I sold some of them on eBay.
G
Oui.
22.
How often does stress enter your day ?
A
STRESS!?! How dare you ask me about stress. I would like to see you handle five kids, a deadbeat ex, two dogs, a cat, some fish, two jobs, a perverted boss, and vengeful coworkers... AaRrrGH!!!!
B
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
C
It occupies about half my day.
D
Once or so.
E
Mind your own business!
F
A few hours every day.
G
Rarely, if ever.
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