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1.
First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts?
A
I am a gal.
B
Eunuch central here!
C
I am a gay.
D
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die?
E
Use to have guy parts, now I have gal parts.
F
A little of both.
G
I am a guy.
2.
Where do you live?
A
Africa
B
Western Europe
C
Eastern Europe - Russia
D
South America
E
Australia
F
North America (Canada and United States)
G
South East Asia
3.
Are you any good at math?
A
Yecch.
B
Sì.
C
Yeah.
D
Nope.
E
No.
F
Meh.
G
Yes.
4.
What does x equal in 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15 ?
A
x = 4
B
x = {4, -1.5}
C
Excusez-Moi!
D
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
x = ?
G
x = {4, 1.5}
5.
How often do you exercise ?
A
Once in a blue moon
B
Couple times a month
C
Three or four times a week
D
Once or twice a week
E
Every day
F
Never
G
Almost every day
6.
Do you feel overweight ?
A
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
B
Oui
C
Non
D
Slightly.
E
No
F
Yes
G
Nope
7.
Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes ?
A
I am blind.
B
I was born deaf.
C
I was blind but now I see.
D
Yes
E
I'm trying.
F
Nope
G
The last time I saw my toes was 1969.
8.
Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel ?
A
I was able to do it, but it hurt a bit.
B
You’re kidding, you must be kidding.
C
I was not able to touch my toes.
D
That was EASY !
E
A piece of cake.
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
How am I suppose to TOUCH my toes, if I cannot even see them! Argh!
9.
If you are running a slight fever, what do you do ?
A
Submerging myself in water.
B
Go to the Intensive Care Unit.
C
Take some over-the-counter medicine.
D
Go to the ER.
E
Nothing, it will eventually have to go away. Right?
F
Go Naked!
G
Make an appointment with a doctor.
10.
If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do ?
A
Go to the ER.
B
Go to the accident and emergency.
C
Make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
D
Cry, that helps sometimes.
E
Make an appointment with a physician.
F
Nothing, it will eventually grow back. Right ?
G
Make an appointment with a physicist.
11.
Do you come from a wealthy background ?
A
Yes.
B
Poor as they come.
C
Oui.
D
Course.
E
Not really, more middle class.
F
Course not.
G
Sì.
12.
Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you ?
A
Oui.
B
Sì.
C
Mind your own business!
D
Yes.
E
(゜д゜;)
F
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
G
Non.
13.
Do you currently have any form of medical insurance ?
A
Yes, have to co-pay for everything.
B
Yes, free physicals included.
C
Mind your own business!
D
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
E
I am invincible.
F
No, but we do have the village witch doctor.
G
No.
14.
Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body ?
A
Herpesviridae.
B
Insulin.
C
Potassium chloride 100 mEq.
D
Sodium thiopental 5 grams.
E
No.
F
Heroin.
G
Pancuronium bromide 100 milligrams.
15.
How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day ?
A
I am an insectivore.
B
2 to 4 servings.
C
1
D
We don't have fruits and vegetables in my country.
E
I am a carnivore.
F
5 or more servings per day.
G
I am a cannibal.
16.
Do you take a vitamin supplement daily ?
A
Never.
B
Oui.
C
Yes.
D
Sometimes.
E
Vitamin supplement? you mean M. Amphet Salts, right?
F
Sì.
G
Very rarely.
17.
Do you smoke ?
A
Very rarely.
B
At least a pack a day.
C
A couple now and then.
D
Smoke? you mean crack, right?
E
Quite a few a day.
F
Never.
G
Once a day.
18.
When you cough, what happens ?
A
I cough for like a minute, oh and there is phlegm.
B
I have to be admitted to a hospital -- and there is phlegm.
C
I keep coughing for a few seconds, and there is phlegm.
D
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
E
There is some phlegm.
F
Nothing.
G
Mind your own business!
19.
Do you drink alcohol ?
A
Yes, and a lot.
B
Yes, wines only.
C
Yes, cognacs only.
D
Yes, but only once or so a month.
E
Yes, but only once or so a week.
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
No.
20.
Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?
A
Oh man! I was so plastered, I cannot remember!
B
Three or four.
C
More than six.
D
Five to six.
E
One or two drinks.
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
I don't drink.
21.
Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs ?
A
Oui.
B
No, because I sold some of them on eBay.
C
Sì.
D
Pardon?
E
No, because the organ(s) were sick.
F
No, because I gave it to someone else.
G
Yes.
22.
How often does stress enter your day ?
A
It occupies about half my day.
B
STRESS!?! How dare you ask me about stress. I would like to see you handle five kids, a deadbeat ex, two dogs, a cat, some fish, two jobs, a perverted boss, and vengeful coworkers... AaRrrGH!!!!
C
Once or so.
D
Rarely, if ever.
E
A few hours every day.
F
Mind your own business!
G
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
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