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1.
First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts?
A
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die?
B
Eunuch central here!
C
I am a guy.
D
I am a gal.
E
A little of both.
F
I am a gay.
G
Use to have guy parts, now I have gal parts.
2.
Where do you live?
A
Western Europe
B
Australia
C
North America (Canada and United States)
D
Africa
E
South America
F
Eastern Europe - Russia
G
South East Asia
3.
Are you any good at math?
A
Sì.
B
Yeah.
C
No.
D
Meh.
E
Yes.
F
Yecch.
G
Nope.
4.
What does x equal in 2x2 - 5x + 3 = 15 ?
A
x = 4
B
x = {4, 1.5}
C
x = {4, -1.5}
D
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
Excusez-Moi!
G
x = ?
5.
How often do you exercise ?
A
Once in a blue moon
B
Three or four times a week
C
Never
D
Once or twice a week
E
Almost every day
F
Every day
G
Couple times a month
6.
Do you feel overweight ?
A
Yes
B
No
C
Oui
D
Non
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
Nope
G
Slightly.
7.
Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes ?
A
I was born deaf.
B
I'm trying.
C
I was blind but now I see.
D
The last time I saw my toes was 1969.
E
I am blind.
F
Nope
G
Yes
8.
Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel ?
A
How am I suppose to TOUCH my toes, if I cannot even see them! Argh!
B
I was able to do it, but it hurt a bit.
C
You’re kidding, you must be kidding.
D
A piece of cake.
E
That was EASY !
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
I was not able to touch my toes.
9.
If you are running a slight fever, what do you do ?
A
Go to the ER.
B
Take some over-the-counter medicine.
C
Make an appointment with a doctor.
D
Go to the Intensive Care Unit.
E
Submerging myself in water.
F
Nothing, it will eventually have to go away. Right?
G
Go Naked!
10.
If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do ?
A
Make an appointment with a psychiatrist.
B
Go to the ER.
C
Cry, that helps sometimes.
D
Make an appointment with a physicist.
E
Nothing, it will eventually grow back. Right ?
F
Go to the accident and emergency.
G
Make an appointment with a physician.
11.
Do you come from a wealthy background ?
A
Oui.
B
Poor as they come.
C
Not really, more middle class.
D
Course not.
E
Sì.
F
Yes.
G
Course.
12.
Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you ?
A
Sì.
B
Yes.
C
(゜д゜;)
D
Non.
E
Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère!
F
Mind your own business!
G
Oui.
13.
Do you currently have any form of medical insurance ?
A
Yes, have to co-pay for everything.
B
Mind your own business!
C
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
D
I am invincible.
E
No.
F
No, but we do have the village witch doctor.
G
Yes, free physicals included.
14.
Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body ?
A
Sodium thiopental 5 grams.
B
Heroin.
C
No.
D
Herpesviridae.
E
Pancuronium bromide 100 milligrams.
F
Potassium chloride 100 mEq.
G
Insulin.
15.
How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day ?
A
I am a carnivore.
B
1
C
I am a cannibal.
D
5 or more servings per day.
E
I am an insectivore.
F
We don't have fruits and vegetables in my country.
G
2 to 4 servings.
16.
Do you take a vitamin supplement daily ?
A
Sì.
B
Oui.
C
Never.
D
Sometimes.
E
Very rarely.
F
Vitamin supplement? you mean M. Amphet Salts, right?
G
Yes.
17.
Do you smoke ?
A
A couple now and then.
B
At least a pack a day.
C
Once a day.
D
Very rarely.
E
Quite a few a day.
F
Smoke? you mean crack, right?
G
Never.
18.
When you cough, what happens ?
A
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
B
I cough for like a minute, oh and there is phlegm.
C
Mind your own business!
D
Nothing.
E
There is some phlegm.
F
I have to be admitted to a hospital -- and there is phlegm.
G
I keep coughing for a few seconds, and there is phlegm.
19.
Do you drink alcohol ?
A
Yes, cognacs only.
B
Yes, but only once or so a week.
C
Yes, and a lot.
D
No.
E
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
F
Yes, wines only.
G
Yes, but only once or so a month.
20.
Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?
A
Three or four.
B
I don't drink.
C
More than six.
D
One or two drinks.
E
Oh man! I was so plastered, I cannot remember!
F
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
G
Five to six.
21.
Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs ?
A
No, because I gave it to someone else.
B
No, because the organ(s) were sick.
C
Pardon?
D
Oui.
E
Yes.
F
No, because I sold some of them on eBay.
G
Sì.
22.
How often does stress enter your day ?
A
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die ?
B
It occupies about half my day.
C
STRESS!?! How dare you ask me about stress. I would like to see you handle five kids, a deadbeat ex, two dogs, a cat, some fish, two jobs, a perverted boss, and vengeful coworkers... AaRrrGH!!!!
D
Rarely, if ever.
E
Mind your own business!
F
Once or so.
G
A few hours every day.
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